> Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. I mentioned
that I had
recently installed Windows on my PC, told him how happy I was with this
operating system
and showed him the Windows CD. To my astonishment and distress he threw it into my
micro-wave oven and turned it on.
> I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said "Do not
worry, it is
unharmed." After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said "Take
a close
look at it."
>
> To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and
heavier than
before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central
hole I saw
an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The
inscription
shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth.
>
> 4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F
> 2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20
> 616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D
>
> "I cannot read the fiery letters," I said.
>
> "No," he said, "but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the
language is
that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is
what it
says"
>
> "One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them
> One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
>
>
>
>
*LMAO*
Dude, this one's good...
Gnorb
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