mark@bish.net wrote:
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>On Mon, 24 May 2004, Robert Snyder wrote:
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>>Where can I get one of those twinkie cannons...  and do they come in a
>>cupcake version.
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>Do we really want to know why?
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advantages of using twinkie cannons:
feed cops from a safe distance.
tastier mess then when using paintball guns.
much more manly then a pea shooter.
the cannon induces the velocity required by yellow dye #5 to reach 
singularity, which, as we all know  actually produces an adkins style 
meal upon impact.
:)  
-craig
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