Dylan Hardison wrote:
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> I have a proposal that would help with either situation.
> We affix a cybernetic exo-skeleton to comrade Paul.
> Using our cybernetic Paul (or Optimus Paul), who will be controlled by
> a comitte of my choosing, we (or I) can use him to repair the Amish
> Submarine that we live in, and also help build an escape craft.
>
> In fact, we could eventually expand Optimus Paul with extra
> compartments, and use him as our escape craft. Then we would all live
> in Optimus Paul, which is a lot safer than an Amish Sub.
>
> Of course, we should also equipe Optimus Paul with fully automatic
> machine guns. These would be used to protect the kingdom of Slugadonia
> and for my own personal amusement.
>
> Another idea would be to reduce the amount of hot air.
> Hot air, generated by flame wars, greatly degrades the integrity of
> our Amish Submarine. If the emission of hot air is reduced, we will
> not have to cybernetically enhance Paul.
No, no! Let's cybernetically enhance Paul! And give him machine guns!
Yay!
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